“I love animal print, I love being gaudy and tacky,” said Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to a thoroughly not-shocked reporter while talking about her new line of headphones at CES 2012. iHip, whose fine audio gear can be found touting respected celebrities like SpongeBob Squarepants and Wolverine, has captured Snooki’s essence perfectly by slapping a bunch of garish sparkly things on a piece of cheap plastic (we only hope they’re sturdy enough to withstand 12 consecutive hours in a tanning bed).