28% ($83,600 to $174,400)
USB Air Conditioned Shirt: $258
You’ve come to grips with your aggressive body odor problem, which is a great first step. Now it’s time to undo some of the social awkwardness that’s been caused by your malady. And what better way to do that than by being the weirdo at work who plugs his own shirt into his computer?
“Dad, how did you and mom meet?” your smelly child (genetics—sorry!) will ask one day. “Funny story,” you’ll say. “Your mom tripped over the USB cord that powered a small fan sewn into my $258 shirt and the rest is history.”
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