15% ($8,500 to $34,500)
OCD Chef Cutting Board: $25
Well this is a relief. It’s like, a recipe calls for celery to be chopped into half-inch chunks and all these loose-cannon chefs are just dicing everything up willy-nilly and tossing it all into a pot. HALF-INCH CHUNKS! Is that so hard to understand?! Don’t even get me started on using a “pinch” of something.
This perfectly-proportioned cutting board features guide rules and mathematical measurements. The above product photo has positioned the board askew, however, which is really starting to bother me. I say “starting” but it took all my willpower to even use this photo at all. Man, I’m actually sweating now. Is this room I’m in smaller than normal? It seems smaller.
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