25% ($34,500 to $83,600)
Official (official!) Harry Potter pants: $70
Gina from your office: She’s the one. But how can you get her to notice you? You’ve timed your visits to the Bizhub so they coincide with hers, yet she almost seems annoyed that she has to wait for you to retrieve your own printout before you scan it, convert it to a PDF, and e-mail it back to yourself.
If only there were a magical pair of $70 pants unlike any pair of pants in the history of pants pairs. THESE ARE THOSE PANTS. Just look at them! Look! They’re indescribably unique. Seems like they’d be quite a conversation starter while you’re using the Bizhub, no?
“Hey, Randy. It’s Randy, right? Are those official Harry Potter pants that you’re wearing? They look amazing,” Gina will say.
“Hi Gina. Sure, let’s go with Randy. It’s not important,” you’ll say. “Okay bye!”
We’ll work on it. You’ll get there.
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