The Pitch:
Amazon says, “Unique Design & Superb Quality that you will NOT find elsewhere! GUARANTEED! Materials: Mix of 100% Authentic Swarovski Crystals + High quality *Bling* Australian Crystals + Special Made Accessories / Decors 100% Handmade: THIS ITEM IS 100% CUSTOM HANDMADE BY A PRO ARTIST WITH 5+ HOURS OF WORK! NOT made by Home DIY Amateurs.”
Why They’re Not Ideal:
- On sunny days, bling refraction (technical term) can cause temporary blindness to automobile drivers and pilots flying planes below 10,000 feet.
- Choking hazard to small children, who may mistake crystals for candy.
Exception to the Rule:
- Your mom is one of the Real Housewives of any city, county or geographic region in the series — past, present or future.
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