The Pitch:
Brando says, “Metallic I Love You Hand Gesture shape. Necklace is included to wear around your neck, surely will give you a stylish look.”
Why It’s Not Ideal:
- “Stylish look” used liberally in product description.
- Rule of thumb for jewelry: Does it connect to a computer and store up to 16 gigabytes of data? If not, you’re on the right track.
Exceptions to the Rule:
- Your mom just walked by your computer and said, “Ooh! Pretty!”
- You can make this hand gesture at your mom and she says, “I love you, too. Sorry if I seem preoccupied, but I can’t find my flash drive.”
Buy It Anyway: $19-$31 at Brando