And here we have the latest BigDog video, wherein Boston Dynamics has outfitted man’s best friend with the ability to whip cinder blocks around.
finally!
Finally, Tattoos That Let You Control Objects with Your Mind
Science hasn’t been easy on the paranormal, routinely deflating fantastic claims by hucksters purporting psychic abilities. So wouldn’t it be ironic if scientists were on the verge of making paranormal-like abilities a reality?
Finally, a Trash Can on Wheels That Automatically Catches Your Trash
Every once in a while, a technological innovation so advanced comes along that we, as a society, might as well just take a break from trying to invent anything else for a few years.
Finally, a Refrigerator with a Sparkling Water Dispenser — Make Your Own Soda, Too
Samsung and bubbly-water-making company SodaStream have partnered to build a 36-inch refrigerator with “the industry’s first-ever automatic sparkling water dispenser.”
Finally, a Tiny Robotic Vacuum for Smartphones and Tablets
Here we are in 2013, a bunch of suckers – suckers! – cleaning the screens of our phones and tablets using our bare hands. It’s time to shake things up.
Finally, a Ramen Bowl with a Built-in iPhone Dock
The genius of our civilization beams forth with the brightness of a million laser pointers.
Beam Toothbrush Connects to Your Smartphone, Can Tattle to Your Dentist
The Beam Brush looks like a chunky vibrating toothbrush, but the chunkiness merely makes way for a AA battery and a Bluetooth chip that wirelessly reports your brushing habits to your smartphone.
Fork from the Future Senses When You’re Eating Too Fast, Vibrates to Slow You Down
And lo, on the eighth day of the calendar month of January in the year 2013, a fork from the future appeared before the bewildered eyes of weary pressfolk attending a technology event in the city of Las Vegas.
Android-Controlled Toilet Makes Your Non-Android Toilet Seem like a Throne of Spikes, Sandpaper and Lameness
Those of us who don’t own a $2,300+ toilet with a Bluetooth connection that interfaces with an Android phone are at risk of suffering at least three great injustices when we go to the bathroom.
Finally, a Coffin with Built-in Speakers and Spotify Connection
“But you’ll be dead. Why would you buy this?” That’s the question you’ll be getting from everyone. Who cares? You’ll be dead. No more questions to answer.
Edible iPhone 5 Case Only Costs $81
I just ripped the entire backside of my pants open while trying to frantically get my wallet out of my back pocket.
Kohler Moxie: Finally, a $200 Showerhead with Detachable Bluetooth Speaker
I woke up this morning thinking, “I do not require my showerhead to feature a magnetic Bluetooth speaker.” Now I wish I was dead. Thanks, Kohler.