Cue the jokes about the disposable nature of social media: A new service called “S—ter” (the actual name is usually displayed in full, adult-level parlance) is offering to print your Twitter feed on a roll of toilet …
finally!
Finally, a Bluetooth Fridge Magnet That Orders Pizza with a Single Touch
Behold the latest installment in our hard-hitting series of practical innovations that have changed the world in immeasurably positive ways! This is a refrigerator magnet with a built-in Bluetooth connection that, when pressed, …
Technology Finally Gets Useful: ATM for Cupcakes Invented
See that pink ATM-looking thing in the middle of the above photo? Look at it. LOOK AT IT! That’s a cupcake ATM, my main man.
It’s stocked by Sprinkles, the place that’s often mentioned on the Food Network in shows like I Love …
Finally, an iPhone Case with a Built-in Canister of Pepper Spray
Exciting times, friends. There now exists a fashionable iPhone case that pulls double duty as “the essential tool for your personal protection,” according to the fine art of marketing.
“Sounds great,” you’re undoubtedly saying …
Finally, Cufflinks That Double as a Wi-Fi Hotspot
Yes, yes, we all remember the endless parade of cufflinks that doubled as USB storage drives – if you missed it, it happened maybe four or five years ago and it didn’t so much resemble a parade as it did a line of preschoolers …
Finally, a $3,200 Espresso Machine with a Built-in Fingerprint Scanner
Sure, you may be well-heeled enough to have your very own top-of-the-line espresso machine, but does yours have a fingerprint scanner? Assuming it does NOT, I bet you find yourself using your inferior espresso machine every …