Let it sink in, friends. Let it sink in. This is how the world works now.
Rule of thumb: where there’s innovation, there’s porn.
This is a bicycle – slightly modified – that’s capable of hitting 163 miles per hour. By “slightly modified” I mean that there’s a rocket attached to the back of it. No big deal.
Innovation as we know it has reached its apex.
The $150 BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer connects to your iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch and lets you measure your blood alcohol content. But like all good gadgets, it takes things a step further.
Just in time for Outdoor Drinking Season (capitalized because of its importance), here’s the iFlask.
The Buddy Cup connects to your Facebook account, and when you clank it against someone else’s Buddy Cup, the two of you become friends on Facebook.
What if I told you that for $149, you could eliminate every single challenge associated with parenthood?
It’s a breathalyzer with a Bluetooth connection, so you can display your level of drunkenness on your cellphone. The fun doesn’t stop there, though.
For those times when you’re lying on the couch and your cellphone, tablet, landline, laptop and desktop are just out of reach, but you happen to be playing Xbox 360, you can now order pizza from Pizza Hut.
This one’s for all you long-distance lovaaaahs out there.
You’re going to be there a while. See you all on Monday.