Samsung and bubbly-water-making company SodaStream have partnered to build a 36-inch refrigerator with “the industry’s first-ever automatic sparkling water dispenser.”
Here we are in 2013, a bunch of suckers – suckers! – cleaning the screens of our phones and tablets using our bare hands. It’s time to shake things up.
The genius of our civilization beams forth with the brightness of a million laser pointers.
The Beam Brush looks like a chunky vibrating toothbrush, but the chunkiness merely makes way for a AA battery and a Bluetooth chip that wirelessly reports your brushing habits to your smartphone.
And lo, on the eighth day of the calendar month of January in the year 2013, a fork from the future appeared before the bewildered eyes of weary pressfolk attending a technology event in the city of Las Vegas.
Those of us who don’t own a $2,300+ toilet with a Bluetooth connection that interfaces with an Android phone are at risk of suffering at least three great injustices when we go to the bathroom.
“But you’ll be dead. Why would you buy this?” That’s the question you’ll be getting from everyone. Who cares? You’ll be dead. No more questions to answer.
I just ripped the entire backside of my pants open while trying to frantically get my wallet out of my back pocket.
I woke up this morning thinking, “I do not require my showerhead to feature a magnetic Bluetooth speaker.” Now I wish I was dead. Thanks, Kohler.
Finally, a pair of pants perfect for iPhone 5 owners. WTFJeans cost $159 and feature a micro-fiber lined front pocket that measures the exact dimensions of Apple’s latest smartphone.
Science, you’re kind of crazy — especially when you’re doing stuff like this.
With Shatoetry, users — or “Shatoetists — can compose text and then listen to William Shatner’s voice recite it back.