Samsung and bubbly-water-making company SodaStream have partnered to build a 36-inch refrigerator with “the industry’s first-ever automatic sparkling water dispenser.”
finally!
Finally, a Tiny Robotic Vacuum for Smartphones and Tablets
Here we are in 2013, a bunch of suckers – suckers! – cleaning the screens of our phones and tablets using our bare hands. It’s time to shake things up.
Finally, a Ramen Bowl with a Built-in iPhone Dock
The genius of our civilization beams forth with the brightness of a million laser pointers.
Beam Toothbrush Connects to Your Smartphone, Can Tattle to Your Dentist
The Beam Brush looks like a chunky vibrating toothbrush, but the chunkiness merely makes way for a AA battery and a Bluetooth chip that wirelessly reports your brushing habits to your smartphone.
Fork from the Future Senses When You’re Eating Too Fast, Vibrates to Slow You Down
And lo, on the eighth day of the calendar month of January in the year 2013, a fork from the future appeared before the bewildered eyes of weary pressfolk attending a technology event in the city of Las Vegas.
Android-Controlled Toilet Makes Your Non-Android Toilet Seem like a Throne of Spikes, Sandpaper and Lameness
Those of us who don’t own a $2,300+ toilet with a Bluetooth connection that interfaces with an Android phone are at risk of suffering at least three great injustices when we go to the bathroom.
Finally, a Coffin with Built-in Speakers and Spotify Connection
“But you’ll be dead. Why would you buy this?” That’s the question you’ll be getting from everyone. Who cares? You’ll be dead. No more questions to answer.
Edible iPhone 5 Case Only Costs $81
I just ripped the entire backside of my pants open while trying to frantically get my wallet out of my back pocket.
Kohler Moxie: Finally, a $200 Showerhead with Detachable Bluetooth Speaker
I woke up this morning thinking, “I do not require my showerhead to feature a magnetic Bluetooth speaker.” Now I wish I was dead. Thanks, Kohler.
WTFJeans Feature Special iPhone 5 Pocket
Finally, a pair of pants perfect for iPhone 5 owners. WTFJeans cost $159 and feature a micro-fiber lined front pocket that measures the exact dimensions of Apple’s latest smartphone.
Finally, Humans Can Hang Out with Rats by Using Virtual Reality and Robotics
Science, you’re kind of crazy — especially when you’re doing stuff like this.
Shatoetry: The Official William Shatner iPhone App Is Here
With Shatoetry, users — or “Shatoetists — can compose text and then listen to William Shatner’s voice recite it back.
