As a tech blogger, there are few things in this world that I would spend three years’ salary on.
finally!
Facebook-Flavored Ice Cream FINALLY Exists
You know that feeling when you’ve just had an emptiness inside the very core of your soul for your entire life, and then that void – that deep, dark, empty, tear-soaked pit – is finally filled?
iPhone, I Could Quit You for Phonebloks, a LEGO-like Smartphone Concept that Sounds Way Smarter
If this “smartphone” ever happens, it just might earn the appellation.
This Locking Cookie Jar Has a Timer to Save You from Yourself
You have only yourself to blame if it gets smashed to pieces. Or your kids. Or your spouse.
App Turns Your DNA Profile Into Your Own Personal Theme Song
Finally, a way to self-estimate your DNA profile and convert it to music, all within a 99-cent app.
Wean Yourself Off Facebook with Shock Therapy and Harassing Phone Calls
Two MIT students were having trouble finishing their dissertations because of Facebook. Time for some high-tech weaning.
CouchBunker Couch Stops Bullets Better Than Your Non-Bulletproof Couch
Are bulletproof cushions NOT on your list of desired features now that you know bulletproof couch cushions exist?
Winbot Window-Washing Robot: Like Roomba, but for Windows
If you have windows so large that you’re considering this $400 window-washing robot, congratulations on all your success.
Finally, a Shower Curtain with a Built-in iPad Pouch
iPads and water don’t mix, so your best bet has been to leave your iPad on the bathroom counter like a commoner. Until now, of course.
Golf Cart Hovercraft: Yours for Just $58,000
“Yes, hello. I’d like to withdraw my entire 401k and I’d like an advance on my salary, please.”
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Janitorial Gaming at Its Most Poignant
Because someone has to clean up after all the first-person shooters.
Razor Builds the Ultimate Drifting Go-Kart: Why Must I Always Be Over the Weight Limit for Everything Good in This World?
Toys R Us asked me to “please stop even looking at it on our website, just in case.”