What’s the only thing more pointless than a Spider Boogie Board? That would be the Spider Signal. At least the Bat Signal kind of makes sense, although you’d think a dedicated phone line or a Bat Pager would be a little more practical. The Spider Signal’s only purpose, however, is to announce his arrival a few seconds before he comes swinging down from above, ideally terrifying New York’s more cowardly criminals. Also, it functions as a flashlight.